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[Aug. 12th, 2005|12:12 pm] |
anyone up for a grand scale ultimate or wiffle ball game?
lets make it big :) |
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[Jul. 8th, 2005|05:25 pm] |
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wiffle ball + poker = tizight |
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| Dodger Game |
[Jul. 4th, 2005|12:25 am] |
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Ok so this was worthy of a post:
Went to the Dodger game tonight...I mean the Area 51s. (I refuse to recognize this year's team as an official team because 75% of it is made up of minor leaguers).
Ok so went to the game...and afterwards there was a firework show to celebrate the 4th.
Well acutally, there was half of a fire work show. The hillside behind the outfield bleachers caught on fire, so they had to send everyone home and stop the fireworks show. It was intense.
With that said, until the Dodgers upgrade their status back to the major leagues, and fire that jerk of a general manager DePodesta, I say we all take a greater interest in the Anahiem Angels. (They'll never be the LA Angles in my book until they win a world series with that title). I mean they're ORANGE COUNTY! THATS NOT LOS ANGELES HOMIE!
So in conclusion... Dodgers are still the effin' bomb, but theres no site of the actual major league team out there, just a whole bunch of minor leaguers...and until we see a Dodger major league team... the next best thing would be those orange county boys pulling in a world series, AND hill sides on fire where there is 50,000+ people is scary. |
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| tired and random and la mancha rocks, oh yeah |
[Apr. 30th, 2005|12:50 am] |
ok so let me get this straight....
adam ate from the tree of knowledge...and with that knowledge he saw that the woman was naked and went "HEY NOW UR NAKED WTF", and invetned clothes for him and her.....
tree of knowledge my ass |
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| me and lisa's 2 hour argument part 2 |
[Dec. 30th, 2004|01:14 am] |
squared0915: we're still hashing it out
jsquared0915: hold on itll transfer over
PrincessBrat628: jj is losing
ATMLayton: ok
ATMLayton: just duke it out on here
jsquared0915: ok lisas promoting slavery
jsquared0915: ok if u own me lisa
PrincessBrat628: no not here
PrincessBrat628: joe will interfere
jsquared0915: lol
jsquared0915: ok
ATMLayton: no i will watch
ATMLayton: and judge
ATMLayton: at the end
PrincessBrat628: there are no judges in my state
jsquared0915: lifes my machine: jj wins and lisa gets negative billion
jsquared0915: see!
jsquared0915: shes not doing checks and balances in america
jsquared0915: so she fouls
ATMLayton: how do u take a billion away from infinity?
PrincessBrat628: you cant do that
PrincessBrat628: exactly
PrincessBrat628: now i still have infinity
ATMLayton: o wait sorry lisa doesnt want me to interfere
jsquared0915: well like i told u
ATMLayton: ill stop helping u lisa
PrincessBrat628: ok you can help me
jsquared0915: i have infinity to the infinity power
PrincessBrat628: as my vice president who gets anything he wants
jsquared0915: hey u can break up the loyola lp
jsquared0915: i told u
jsquared0915: we actually ocupy space
jsquared0915: CYBER space
jsquared0915: u ocupy nowhere
ATMLayton: and we have headquarters
PrincessBrat628: can you tell me what it LOOKS LIKE
jsquared0915: SO WHERE THE HELL IS THAT
jsquared0915: ok it looks like a square
jsquared0915: with applications
jsquared0915: and i lil arrow click thing
jsquared0915: I SEE it
ATMLayton: hey yearbook room is headquarters
PrincessBrat628: ppl dont live in your state
jsquared0915: yeah we're an actual organization
PrincessBrat628: you own a pile of crap
jsquared0915: what do u own?
jsquared0915: NOWHERE
jsquared0915: which
PrincessBrat628: EXACTLY!
jsquared0915: is nothing
jsquared0915: u cant just make up ur own definition for things
jsquared0915: like describing a tea pot
jsquared0915: i can say it can cure world hunger
jsquared0915: that doesnt mean it does
PrincessBrat628: nowhere is somewhere bc if when ppl said im going nowhere then they would be never seen if it wasnt real
jsquared0915: sure it could provide tea for people
jsquared0915: that means
jsquared0915: theyre not going anywhere
jsquared0915: meaning
jsquared0915: they are stationary
jsquared0915: meaning
PrincessBrat628: when i say im going nowhere, im at my house
jsquared0915: they have nothing
PrincessBrat628: are you calling my house nothing jj
jsquared0915: yes so ur stationary
PrincessBrat628: are you insulting my family
jsquared0915: ur house isnt no where
jsquared0915: ur house isnt nowhere tho
PrincessBrat628: then how come when ppl ask me do where are u going and i say nowhere
jsquared0915: because ur staying stationary
PrincessBrat628: its a simple matter of speech that makes you lose
jsquared0915: no
PrincessBrat628: yes
jsquared0915: because ur SUPPOSED TO SAY
jsquared0915: "nowhere in particular"
PrincessBrat628: face it jj, your down the toilet!
jsquared0915: but slang over the years
jsquared0915: condensed it
jsquared0915: to "nowhere"
jsquared0915: meaning
PrincessBrat628: but they still say it
jsquared0915: u have improper grammar
jsquared0915: thus
PrincessBrat628: and that means its a place
jsquared0915: ur uneducated
jsquared0915: meaning
jsquared0915: i win
PrincessBrat628: nowhere is a place and i own it and yo live in it
jsquared0915: ok
PrincessBrat628: NO RESPONDYS!!
jsquared0915: proove
jsquared0915: that i live
PrincessBrat628: oooooo
jsquared0915: in nowhere
jsquared0915: OMG
jsquared0915: u contradicted ur self
jsquared0915: because
jsquared0915: u said I was taking away
jsquared0915: YOUR free speech
PrincessBrat628: thats when i hadnt made my own system as you call it
jsquared0915: and then
jsquared0915: u do it to me
PrincessBrat628: you created my system jj
PrincessBrat628: you made it for me
PrincessBrat628: you probed me to create it
PrincessBrat628: and now you wont even accept it
jsquared0915: yes
ATMLayton: u probed her?
PrincessBrat628: how could you
jsquared0915: i made ur system nowhere
PrincessBrat628: shut up joe
jsquared0915: meaning
jsquared0915: its nothng
jsquared0915: meaning
jsquared0915: u HAVE NOTHING in this conversation
ATMLayton: um if u r in charge of nowhere and nothing then what exactly do i get as vp?
PrincessBrat628: no jj, youre using the same argument
jsquared0915: but it solves everything
PrincessBrat628: everything
PrincessBrat628: no it doesnt
jsquared0915: because IM not contradicting myself
jsquared0915: u are
PrincessBrat628: cuz i already voided it
jsquared0915: see u cant just void something
jsquared0915: this is where we get back to the president lisa
jsquared0915: with no cheks and balances
PrincessBrat628: supposedly under my system i can
jsquared0915: but thats taxation without representation
PrincessBrat628: which is what you said
jsquared0915: and ur making a mockery out of where u live
PrincessBrat628: you created me jj
PrincessBrat628: am i a bastard state now?
jsquared0915: so ur just everything the opposite i say
jsquared0915: everything the opposite of what i say*
PrincessBrat628: looks like you cant talk jj
jsquared0915: at least i correct myself
jsquared0915: and can admit when im wrong
jsquared0915: because I have a need to make sense
jsquared0915: but u know what
jsquared0915: ur right
PrincessBrat628: so youre wrong
jsquared0915: girls always have to be right
jsquared0915: so ill admit im wrong
jsquared0915: because i have a need to make senses
ATMLayton: hey quote the need to make sense buddy
jsquared0915: ""
ATMLayton: there we go
jsquared0915: like that joe?
ATMLayton: that works
PrincessBrat628: this is not about joe
jsquared0915: see now THATS what the loyola lp stands for
jsquared0915: and u cant take that away from us'
ATMLayton: as pres. i know what i get such as head and power over every1
ATMLayton: i love the loyola lp
jsquared0915: yeah basically
jsquared0915: lisa declared war on the loyola lp
ATMLayton: true its a monarchy but its a democratic monarchy
PrincessBrat628: yes i did
jsquared0915: because remember shes supposed to be queen of the world
PrincessBrat628: actually i didnt say that
jsquared0915: with cassie by her side
jsquared0915: when we first met ya did
jsquared0915: lol
PrincessBrat628: so you put words in my mouth
PrincessBrat628: but ill take them
ATMLayton: wait does that make cassie king?
ATMLayton: she always seems to get male roles
jsquared0915: and i was supposed to be monkey boy
PrincessBrat628: she was my dog actually
jsquared0915: HAHAHAHAHHAA
ATMLayton: lisa, whats the name of ur state?
PrincessBrat628: according to jj its nowhere
ATMLayton: so ur states name is nowhere?
PrincessBrat628: mhm
ATMLayton: well the loyola lp rules everything and everywhere
ATMLayton: and i believe nowhere is part of everywhere
PrincessBrat628: you cant claim power like that
ATMLayton: cuz it is a where
PrincessBrat628: thats exactly what jj was fighting againts
ATMLayton: which means that ur more like a mayor
ATMLayton: than a president
jsquared0915: well see
jsquared0915: he's president
jsquared0915: so im only secretary of state
jsquared0915: and i guess now of war too
PrincessBrat628: youre making up rules now
ATMLayton: jj is only in charge of nukes
PrincessBrat628: hmmm, sounds familiar
jsquared0915: so
jsquared0915: i have to supercede to him
ATMLayton: *BOOM*
jsquared0915: because we have a system
jsquared0915: like the american system i was talking bout
jsquared0915: so really
jsquared0915: we have contradicted ourselves
PrincessBrat628: so you lose
PrincessBrat628: or do i wi
PrincessBrat628: n
jsquared0915: havent*
jsquared0915: see i just did that
jsquared0915: to show
ATMLayton has left the room.
jsquared0915: we can make sense
PrincessBrat628: dont try to recover from that one
jsquared0915: hey
ATMLayton has entered the room.
jsquared0915: u lost on grammar points too
jsquared0915: hey joe i fucked up
jsquared0915: bail me out
jsquared0915: hahahaha
jsquared0915: see but i can admit a mistake
jsquared0915: u have just been saying how right u are
PrincessBrat628: pluuuus you said you were part of the american system in california and you lived in nowhere
jsquared0915: making YOU unfair
jsquared0915: no
ATMLayton: wait all i saw was jjs things
PrincessBrat628: so in reality the loyola lp is mine
jsquared0915: i descrived my nowher
jsquared0915: as somewher
jsquared0915: making it a where
jsquared0915: like joe SPECIFICALLY said
ATMLayton: what was the first thing lisa said after jjs rows
jsquared0915: i said its like the hole in a donut
ATMLayton: b4 that
PrincessBrat628: what r u talking about
ATMLayton: o on grammar
PrincessBrat628: so in conclusion i own you
PrincessBrat628: all of you
ATMLayton: u dont say "im going nowhere"
PrincessBrat628: were past that joe
jsquared0915: ok u cant own us
jsquared0915: thats slavery
PrincessBrat628: o but i do
jsquared0915: and slavery never prospers
jsquared0915: its all died out in the world
PrincessBrat628: i didnt say you were slaves
jsquared0915: and never works
PrincessBrat628: i said i own you
jsquared0915: thats what "owning us" means
PrincessBrat628: not in my system
jsquared0915: oh but since i created ur system
jsquared0915: i get to make the rules
jsquared0915: so i say
jsquared0915: u have no system
jsquared0915: and ur systems just a dream
PrincessBrat628: then how could i have made all of the rules from the begining
jsquared0915: because it was all a dream
jsquared0915: in ur head
PrincessBrat628: you just told me my system was a system
jsquared0915: it was ur imagination
jsquared0915: in ur imagination
jsquared0915: but its not tangible
jsquared0915: thus explaining ur nowhere nonsense
PrincessBrat628: ..dont give the crappy hollywood ending no one likes jj
PrincessBrat628: that one never sells
jsquared0915: but it works
jsquared0915: and u got nothing against it
PrincessBrat628: but it doesnt
jsquared0915: ur stalling
PrincessBrat628: no one can ever remember their dream that vividdly anyway
jsquared0915: u have nothing
jsquared0915: OMG
jsquared0915: joe
jsquared0915: this is ur call
jsquared0915: so untrue
PrincessBrat628: ok so im gunna make up the twisted hollywood ending
PrincessBrat628: this was someone thinking they were dreaming but really werent
ATMLayton has left the room.
ATMLayton has entered the room.
jsquared0915: ok
PrincessBrat628: so now you go to sleep thinking it was a dream
jsquared0915: but then thats just a dream inside a dream
jsquared0915: and ur still dreaming
PrincessBrat628: but it really happened
jsquared0915: no
jsquared0915: it didnt
jsquared0915: u cant justify that
PrincessBrat628: and it comes to haunt you bc you dont know its there
jsquared0915: no
PrincessBrat628: mhm
jsquared0915: since i make ur system
jsquared0915: i say its a dream
PrincessBrat628: you dont make your system
jsquared0915: and u specifically said
jsquared0915: i made ur system
PrincessBrat628: you namde my system
ATMLayton: who is ur cabinet?
PrincessBrat628: named*
jsquared0915: see YOU cant spell either
ATMLayton: who follows through on ur orders?
jsquared0915: so that cancels too
PrincessBrat628: JOE! its my system
jsquared0915: ok yes
ATMLayton: and ur the only one in it?
jsquared0915: its your dream
PrincessBrat628: no
jsquared0915: that with this discussion
jsquared0915: i caused for u
jsquared0915: thus in affect
jsquared0915: made ur dream
jsquared0915: and when u wake up
jsquared0915: ur gonna be like
jsquared0915: wow what a crazy dream
ATMLayton: like i do alllllll the time
jsquared0915: it made no sense
jsquared0915: cuz it was in the middle of nowhere
PrincessBrat628: so im gunna create the end of my dream
jsquared0915: yeah joe she said dreams arent vivid enough to remember
PrincessBrat628: cuz thats what minds do
jsquared0915: no
ATMLayton: OMG
jsquared0915: but i created this dream
jsquared0915: u said so
PrincessBrat628: so in my dream, i am creating that i win
ATMLayton: THEY R SOOOOOOOO VIVID
jsquared0915: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
ATMLayton: ok but u only win in a fantasy land
jsquared0915: yes
PrincessBrat628: well not in my head, and this one is suposedly my dream
jsquared0915: we actually exsist
ATMLayton: loyola lp wins in real life
jsquared0915: because
ATMLayton: we have hard proof evidence
ATMLayton: we have members
jsquared0915: even celinas a memember
PrincessBrat628: but really it has nothing to win against bc it is an unreal dream
ATMLayton: which means we just stay as top dawg
PrincessBrat628: so youre fighting yourselved
jsquared0915: if its unreal
PrincessBrat628: yourselves*
jsquared0915: then it doesnt exsist
ATMLayton: we arent fighting ourselves
ATMLayton: we r at peace with ourselves
PrincessBrat628: im just pretending to go along with your dreamland story
ATMLayton: we put down any rebellions
PrincessBrat628: joe what are u doing
PrincessBrat628: well this is a rebellion
ATMLayton: exactly
ATMLayton: and we r putting it down
jsquared0915: hahahaha
PrincessBrat628: against you and your system
ATMLayton: rebellions start in dreams
PrincessBrat628: i dont see you putting anything down
ATMLayton: and we crush those dreams
jsquared0915: see i tried to rebel
jsquared0915: and u said
jsquared0915: i got minus points
jsquared0915: but now
jsquared0915: YOU can do it
jsquared0915: see lisa
PrincessBrat628: i can do what
jsquared0915: rebel
jsquared0915: told u thats secession
ATMLayton: who r ur members?
jsquared0915: we're going around in circles
PrincessBrat628: but we are all within my reality
ATMLayton: who backs u?
jsquared0915: and i have just been saying the same points
jsquared0915: u keep changing ur story
PrincessBrat628: im trying to show you my reality jj, come into the light
PrincessBrat628: come join me
jsquared0915: yet again
jsquared0915: ill join u if u offer me perks
jsquared0915: same as joe
jsquared0915: but
jsquared0915: u cant offer me anything of value
PrincessBrat628: so you dont want anything
jsquared0915: oh i do
jsquared0915: i want lots of things
jsquared0915: possibly
jsquared0915: i donno
PrincessBrat628: you see, ive wrapped you in my alternate reality
PrincessBrat628: and whether you like it or not you're in it bc you're fighting it
PrincessBrat628: and you can't fight something that isn't there
ATMLayton has left the room.
jsquared0915: i already acknowledged it exsists
jsquared0915: thus
jsquared0915: i know what it is
jsquared0915: can appose it
jsquared0915: and come up with an alternative
jsquared0915: which is my reality
jsquared0915: and joes reality
jsquared0915: and celinas reality
jsquared0915: and guidos reality
jsquared0915: and chris's reality
PrincessBrat628: well then, we have come to my conclusion
jsquared0915: and then finally starrets reality
jsquared0915: which u dont know
PrincessBrat628: i can have my own system and create my own laws
jsquared0915: but they all are memebers
jsquared0915: yes yes u do
jsquared0915: but its in ur head
jsquared0915: and is a dream
jsquared0915: that u cant force on other people
PrincessBrat628: no jj, u cant use the cheesy ending
PrincessBrat628: who ever likes that
PrincessBrat628: u cant be satisfied with a dream ending
jsquared0915: ok who ever likes looooosing
jsquared0915: but u just did it
jsquared0915: u just
jsquared0915: LOST
PrincessBrat628: there are no grounds for this losing
PrincessBrat628: you just made it up
PrincessBrat628: I WIN!!! ANYTHING YOU SAY PLUS ONE INFINITY!!!! ...;-)
PrincessBrat628 has left the room.
jsquared0915: well since
jsquared0915: i have the last word
jsquared0915: then i win
jsquared0915: and since silence is concession
jsquared0915: I WIN!!!!!
jsquared0915: and since u said
jsquared0915: YOU won
jsquared0915: that means there has to be a clear cut winner
jsquared0915: meaning
jsquared0915: me |
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| Saturday Highlights |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|03:32 pm] |
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"I'm Stuck, I'm Stuck!.....YAY!" -Catherine, Joe's lil sis
"Starbucks for JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, and JJ again"
"HEY LADY! Nice Dog".... -Me
"Oh well thank you, its not everyday 3 young men take an interest in cute dogs"
"WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT?" --Guido
"oh no no no i meant nothing of the sort" ...
"ah well we love your dog...cuz we're GAY!" -Me
"HEY! Nu uh! Guys just no hug each other, naw homie."
"We go to an all guys school, we're comfortable with our sexuality" *Slaps Packy's ass*
"AH naw!!! These n***** are gay"
"ALA ALA ALA ALA ALA" <---(i swear thats what they were singing)
"UH UH UH UH UH UH UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" <---- what i was singing
"Spare change? Help me buy out Bill Gates!"
"If you help me suck my own dick!"
*In Victoria's Secret*..."Um hi, im looking something for my mom, age 40-50"
The line of the night: "JJ, you can't tell them that he is cock blocking us from them" --Joe |
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| Seconds Please? |
[Nov. 30th, 2004|10:27 pm] |
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You know that second helping of that really really good shit... that ole school home cooking...and you never originally ask for seconds but they're there ...Well that's life. Life is seconds. |
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| These quizes are so random |
[Nov. 26th, 2004|12:54 pm] |
How much do we actually know about our friends? This is a questionnaire to get to know them better, even though you probably aren't reading this top part. So since im not predicting you reading this top part, if you im me and say "JJ,you are the epitamy of hotness, show me a good time" then you win a prize. Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun!
1. What time is it? ordinary time, but advent is coming soon
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: John Joseph Picard
3. Nicknames: J squurred, the really really really really really cool guy
4. Piercings: not intentionally
5. Eye colour: whats with this hard question? my eyes change color dammit
6. Place of birth: In a den of a pack of he-she-wolves
7. Favourite food: whatever doesnt gobble when im eating it
8. Ever been to Africa? no, but i like black people
9. Ever been toilet papering? toliet papering what?
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? teletubies
11. Been in a car accident? yes, plus the fact that im an accident and first was first created in the back of a car...(man how wrong is that)
12. Croutons or bacon bits: bacon flavored croutons
13. Favourite day of the week: The humping days
14. Favourite restaurant: The ones with the good food
15. Favourite flower: roses, cuz they get ya laid, and if you actually read this far down, then scratch that last part
16. Favourite sport to watch: the skiparathon
17. Favourite drink: fruit punch...self explanatory
18. Favourite ice cream: Chunky Monkey...i dont think ive really ever had it but i mean cool name
19. Disney or Warner Bros.: beep beep vs. hu ha... thats a tuffy
20. Favourite fast food restaurant: Quickies are good but i like to savor the flavor
21 Colour is your bedroom carpet? good question, maybe i should clean up my room
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test? none lol
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Loyola Chicago
24 Which store would you choose to max out your credit
card? The Joe Layton Store
25 What you do most often when you are bored? Joe Layton
26. Bed time: no, its called Joe Layton time
27. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? yo mamma
28. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? bob <----nice coping of me joe layton, come up with something original
29. Favourite TV shows: Two and a Half Men?!?!?!?!?!...i wonder why joe?
30. Last person you went out to dinner with: myself
31. Ford or Chevy? I like the idea of being built Ford tuff, but id like to zoom zoom any day, but since zoom zoom is mazda, im gonna go with honda
32.What are you listening to right now? Skull and Crossbones
33. What is your favourite colour? pink
34. Lake, ocean or river? i just like to let it flow
35.How many tattoos do you have? ok do the ones that i find in the lunchables count?
36.Time you finished this quiz? its not purple time yet
37. Have you ever run out of petrol? is that some sort of dirty question? |
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| Geebers |
[Nov. 22nd, 2004|09:55 pm] |
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As the dinosaur so abley says "It's Cold"
Dre: Hey man why u wearing clothes its in effing november"
Me: Bro, thats winter.
Dre: Naw man we're by that equodox or something
Me: Yeah, our 5 year forecast calls for sunny
Dre: Damn straight. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2004|01:05 pm] |
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sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa sherpa....sherpa |
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| The Skin of Our Teeth |
[Nov. 17th, 2004|11:18 pm] |
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All y'all come to see Skin of Our Teeth...fantastic Loyola production if i do say so myself, because Fred Bailey is SOOOO freaking hot...tickets are still left of course, and if you dont feel like doing your wretched hw on thurday night, by all means, screw it and come see the play at 7:30...If you feel like the arts are more important than the grinding on the football game, wear a pride pin to support ur fellow cubs on the field and go to the effing play...And if your not a weekday person who likes to spend their weekdays productively, then go on Saturday if God willing theres tickets left, which there might be, (the shows the absolute shit so u might run the risk of a sell out on sat, however thursday is plenty free!).
So in conclusion:
GO SEE THE EFFING PLAY CUZ I DONT DRESS IN THAT ITCHY LEPRECHAUN SUIT AND FEZ FOR NUFIN!!!!!
Thank you for your time. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2004|10:30 am] |
"hey joe ebiner didnt give me an F!"
"oh whatd he give ya?"
"a D!!!!!"
"wow chris thats soooo much better"
"...." |
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[Nov. 10th, 2004|01:03 pm] |
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tech week!!!!! YAY!!!! |
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[Oct. 30th, 2004|06:12 pm] |
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cassie: "its so hard not to fuck with u" |
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[Oct. 27th, 2004|09:27 pm] |
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BOSTON!!!
RED SOX!!!
WORLD SERIES
CHAMPS 2004!
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[Oct. 27th, 2004|09:26 pm] |
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i didnt make it all the way...but i did it. |
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